Tear and Crumple

Have you ever heard the sound of ripping paper? Imagine that right now. Except virtually. So the ripping of virtual paper...

Actually, never mind. Just know that we are stopping the previous story, because it really was not going anywhere. So Crane suggested that we do a new story, with the same concept, but slightly different rules.

Five pages at a time. Even though it will take a lot longer, the current writer will be able to better shape the direction of the plot. Or, if they are suffering from writers' block, slog through five pages of teeth-grinding heck.

I'm not sure how much I should reveal. Hm. Next time Crane should do these "Address the Non-existent Reader" posts. [Hey, Crane just informed me that she's changing the template from dots to something else in honor of the new story. Oh. She finished. Which means I should probably finish this soon, too. Guess what? I also get to start the new story. Yay. Hear the excitement? No, you don't. It's probably because you can't register excitement over the internet without an obscene amount of exclamation points. Nothing to do with sarcasm.

Okay, Crane changed the rules. Minimum 2 pages, tentative max is 5. You can go more if you're feeling insane. Anyways, Crane's gonna add to this post. As soon as I finish. So I will. Now.

~Beads

See how funny she is? That's why I let her do the "Address the Non-existent Reader" posts. But we do have readers. I read our blog almost everyday. :)

Wow, this is the first time I've talked to you guys (assuming we have readers) directly. Hi! How are you? I'm fine. I'm actually really excited about this new story. It should be really fun. Because it doesn't take place in this universe, so anything can happen.

Anyway, we've come up with ideas for this new story, involving mystical creatures, a normal main character, and an awesome dog, whom I shall one day own. Expect a lot of fun fictional craziness, and random stuff that we add just because we're fantasy nerds. Our motto for this story is, "Break the Stereotype!" See how good we do. And comment on the posts. Cuz Beads doesn't think any of you exist. But I know you do. Right? Someone agree with me!

Okay, enough of my ranting to no one. I have to go help Beads write.

~Crane